Things my husband says...

Me: I’m tired of watching football... We always watch football.

Tex: We don’t always watch football.

Me: Your right, (talking in my Tex voice) we only watch football Sunday night, Monday night, and Thursday night. Ohhh and almost every Saturday, but thats college ball so it really doesn’t count.

Tex: Uhhhh...

Me: Yeah, I got it right.

Things my husband says...

Me: (sitting at the kitchen table) I love you.

Tex: (sitting on the love seat, looks up at me like he's in trouble) I love you            too, i just caught a fly... (He holds out his hand and opens it up and a fly flies out.)

me: Ewwww

Tex: Hahahaha

things my husband says...

(Looking at a picture of Miranda Lambert & Blake Shelton posted on twitter)

Me: Awww he’s so cute and sweet to his wife!

Tex: Yeah, well it’s easy to be sweet when you have an unlimited amount of money.

Me: What about for richer or poorer?

Tex: Really? I think ours was for richer or richer!

things my husband says...

via text message:

things my husband says...

Last week we were laying in watching the late news. They were talking about the 50 year anniversary of the Vietnam War....

me being half asleep said: its really been 50 years since the vietnam war?
tex: yeah, why?
me: it just doesnt seem that long ago...
tex: what, were you there?

Oh that man... it was all i could do to contain myself!

the things my husband says...

    Last night we were laying in bed watching the late night news. They were talking about the 50 year anniversary of the Vietnam war... me being half asleep said: it's really been 50 years since the vietnam war?
TEX; yeah, why?
ME; it just doesn't seem like its been that long ago.
TEX; what, were you there?

oh that man... it was all i could do to contain myself.

things my husband says... conversations in our household.

Tex: I want a tattoo of a wizard!

Ash: What?!!!  

Tex: Yeah a big one on my arm.

Ash: You can’t have a wizard tattoo! Who do you think you are, freaking Harry Potter?

things my husband says... conversations in our household.

(Having a conversation about Morgan's Wedding)

ash: Im going to throw Morgan a lingerie shower before the wedding.

tex: a lingerie shower?

ash: yeah you know for her bridal shower...

tex: they have parties where you just wear lingerie?

ash: Im done talking to you...